it finally happened..............Brian took a crap in the bathtub. I was convinced that it wouldn't happen to us this late in the game. Sadly, I was mistaken. Howard and I were playing with Brian in the tub earlier today when all of a sudden he stood up, smiled and a large turd slid out seamlessly into the tub. He then proceeded to squat down and squeeze out another 3 large pieces. I realize that this is not that big a deal and it happens to almost everyone. My concern is that Howard and I were laughing so hard when this happened Brian is going to try his hardest to do this every time he is in the tub to get the same reaction out of us.
On a side note, for anyone that has never tried to remove large wet pieces of feces from a tub it is much like an amusement park game, IMPOSSIBLE.
The easier solution is to just do a waffle stomp. I'm not going to explain that here, just look it up on urban dictionary.
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ReplyDeleteRachel - I am was crying reading this. Too cute. Brian is the cutest thing ever. Hope you guys are adjusting to the West Coast lifestyle.
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